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Because OOC, I'm still giggling a little so I had to share the log OOCly, from the IC Twitter Project. "lownoon" is Lazirus Lownoon, played by [livejournal.com profile] vorrick, and "LGFury" is my own Lucrezia Goldenstar. She had told him she was repairing her armor, and that she's a blacksmith who can repair her own plate armor. (In-game mechanics be damned, my blacksmith is not taking the chestplate she made herself to a vendor, especially if it's a cloth armor vendor, to repair! >:| Hmph!).


lownoon
That is good! That way it is like you employ yourself, yes? You are your own boss you are probably a very good one!!!

lownoon
You should give yourself a raise ha ha this is a joke again.

LGFury
Sort of. I do still have to supplement my income, but I have had some come to me to craft things for them. And that was a funny joke.

lownoon
Thank you!! I am trying to learn more but I am not very good at jokes. What is the best thing you have crafted for someone if I can ask??

LGFury
It's okay. Not everyone is. I'm not. As for crafting...I made a shield for a shaman, imbued with enchantments to enhance his spells. I was rather proud of that. I also wear a chestplate I made myself, with combat enchantments.

lownoon
I do not know I have not seen you write a joke maybe you are actually really good!! And wow I have never talked to a shaman was he nice??

lownoon
Did he turn into a wolf?? I know some of them can do that but it is not a Real Wolf just a person.

LGFury
If I learn a good joke, I will share it with you first. As for the shaman, he was nice enough, as an orc. Didn't turn into a ghost wolf.

lownoon
Thank you!! I have a joke but it is better if you have a door to knock on and I do not think knocking on the book would work.

lownoon
Do you speak to a lot of orcs? You must be really good at Orcish!!

LGFury
I deal with orcs regularly, and speak orcish well. As for the joke, you could perhaps write 'Knock knock'. ((*dies* knock knock jokes...))

lownoon
That is probably a Good Thing that you speak it so well then!! I am not very good at it I get my tenses mixed up it is Difficult.

lownoon
And that is a good suggestion!!! Would you like to hear a joke??

LGFury
Most orcs I come across are surprisingly patient if you seem to be honestly trying to improve. And yes, I would like to hear a joke.

lownoon
I am trying to improve but I get very nervous because I probably sound very stupid when I am speaking Orcish and I am not!!

lownoon
Also here is a joke: Knock, knock. Now the other person says "Who is there?" if they want to hear teh joke. If they do not they do not!

LGFury
I think everyone sounds silly when they're trying to learn a new language. Anyhow, joke. Who's there?

lownoon
Copper! And then the other person says "Copper who?" as an Inquiry unless the joke teller did not answer "copper" but maybe another name.

LGFury
...Copper who?

lownoon
This is a tricky joke so now I say Knock Knock again! And you repeat this several times but that might be Tedious in writing I think.

LGFury
Well then, let us assume we repeated this several times properly, and this is the last time. Who's there?

lownoon
Ore!

LGFury
Ore who?

lownoon
Ore-n't you glad I didn't say copper???

LGFury
((*Dies*))

LGFury
Haha, very nice. I would say perhaps do the repetition part no more than twice, after the first time, to keep it from being tedious.

lownoon
Thank you!! And I will do that because it is a good suggestion. Three is a number a lot of people like so maybe they will like it.

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